The Triumph was towed to Alabama, so Carnival still had to get the passengers back to New Orleans. To accomplish this they organized a convoy of "stool" buses.

However, the Onion's report of one of the buses crashing into a sewage treatment plant was pure fiction.

The developers of the casino in the Columbus (OH) area are reportedly looking at alternatives to their sewage disposal problem if the site, which is in Franklin Township, is not annexed to Columbus, a city requirement for hooking up to sewer lines. The rumor is that Marysville has excess capacity in its wastewater treatment plant and the raw sewage ( Read more... )